36 Things I Hate

1. When supposedly is pronounced supposably or supposively
2. Clowns
3. Incorrect use of their/there or your/you’re
4. Tomatoes
5. Diaper commercials
6. People who don't wash their hands after visiting to the loo
7. When someone asks a ton of questions during a movie
8. Baby Gap
9. Writing in all lowercase letters
10. Bridal shower games
11. People who pay for their groceries with food stamps and then buy a carton of cigarettes
12. Celebrity couples
13. When someone is chronically late
14. The words beard and sausage
15. When someone talks on the phone while I’m sitting in the same room
16. When a busperson at a restaurant wipes a chair/booth, then wipes the table with that same cloth
17. Sloppy kisses
18. Orange juice with pulp
19. People who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough
20. When you see a movie with another person who has already seen it and he’s constantly saying things like, “You'll like this part,” or “Wait until you see what happens here!”
21. Liars
22. Spiders
23. Cameron Diaz's laugh
24. Tofu
25. The fact that Starbucks beverages aren't sold as small, medium or large, but as Tall, Grande and Venti
26. When someone says, "I gave 110%" -- that's not possible
27. Chat ebonics
28. Having to make multiple trips to the car to bring in groceries
29. Magicians
30. Smooth talkers
31. Women who fall for smooth talkers
32. John Madden's voice
33. Atonal music
34. Those Mazda "zoom-zoom" commercials
35. Watching someone lick a knife
36. Generic Q-Tips