Donuts. D'oh!

I just went down to the kitchen to get some ice water and found a box of donuts with a note reading, "Help yourself!" Even though I'm working on losing a few pounds, I found myself considering Homer Simpson's logic:

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

I wanted the cruller, not the purple-filled one, so I just got ice water and returned to my desk. Sigh.