Obligatory Oscars Post

I tuned in for the Academy Awards last night as background noise while I did stuff around the house, i.e., cleaned the bathroom after giving a certain stinky dog a bath. BTW, he's incredibly soft and so shiny it looks like I polished him! Anyway, I was going to post some random thoughts on the Awards, but after reading Dave Barry's comments, I'll defer to his hilarious summary of the evening's events with the following additional observations of my own:

Jon Stewart was entertaining, yet underappreciated by the Hollywood elite.

The score for "Pride & Prejudice" should have won over "Brokeback Mountain".

Best Actor or not, Philip Seymour Hoffman still looks like a child molester to me.