Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!

I received an e-mail from a coworker today that contained unbelievably poor grammar. It reminded me of an e-mail I received in which a coworker meant to write, "I hope this doesn't cause you any inconvenience." At least that what I'm assuming she meant to write. I think she must have misspelled 'inconvenience', causing the spell checker to make some poor suggestions, one of which she accepted. The e-mail actually read, "I hope this doesn't cause you any incontinence."